He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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