I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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