She just used a chaser for red wine.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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