if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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