Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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