I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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