I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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