I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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