she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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