I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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