There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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