As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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