I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Acid is not a monday night drug
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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