So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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