I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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