If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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