Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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