I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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