He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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