When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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