whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
