just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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