I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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