Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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