That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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