ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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