I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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