He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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