I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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