i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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