You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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