i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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