So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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