How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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