try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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