If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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