Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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