I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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