new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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