Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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