i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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