I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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