Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Randomize
