can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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