i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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