ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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