oh god the rape fog is back!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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