You made me cry and you don't even care
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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