Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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