he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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