The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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