Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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