My brain says no but my pants say off.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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